Are you ready for some football? Are you ready for some free sex? Wait a minute.
As soon as it was announced just over two years ago that Super Bowl LVIII would be held in Las Vegas, everybody knew it was just a matter of time before a promotion from a legal brothel would come out.
That time is now.
Addison Gray and Alice Little, sex workers at the Chicken Ranch Brothel in Las Vegas, are offering free sex for all the players on the team that wins the Super Bowl on Sunday.
Little and Gray from the Nevada brothel said the NFL stars from the winning team will have access to a “no-holds-barred orgiastic blowout” at their 40-acre property, according to TMZ.
The winning players are welcome to access unrestricted sexual services, and the ladies said “Nothing is off limits.”
The sexual Super Bowl is free and includes free limo service, access to the bar, a swimming pool, sex specialty areas, and VIP Bungalows, according to TMZ.
“We’re going to treat the Big Game winners like the gridiron gods they are,” Little said, as she offered some sexual pleasure to either the San Franciso 49ers, or the Kansas City Chiefs.
The free “sextravaganza” offer won’t leave anyone out. If the players are attached to someone, wives and girlfriends are also invited to join in the fun.
“If any player would like to invite his wife or girlfriend, many of our ladies specialize in threesomes, orgies, and swinger sessions,” Gray said, according to TMZ.
“All guests, male and female, are welcome to participate,” she said.
“It’s only right that we play our part and express our sincere appreciation to this year’s champions for their invaluable contribution to our industry,” she said.
The brothel is billed as “the closest brothel to Las Vegas” at roughly an hour’s drive.